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Drivers who don't use a turn signal.
41.
People who read out loud what they're
typing in an email or letter.
Kids who tease dogs through a fence. 42.
People who drink directly out of the
milk/orange juice container.
43.
Couples who sit on the same side of 44.
the booth when there is no one on the
other side.
45.
Parents who bring their young kids to R
rated films.
People that don't use coasters.
46.
People who blame anything but
47.
themselves for THEIR failure.
People who sit next to you on public
transportation even when there are
48.
other seats available.
Noisy eaters.
49.
Students who prolong class by asking 50.
the most inane questions.
Women who wear jewelry that clinks 51.
and clacks and makes noise when
they're at their desk or keyboard.
52.
When people take 20 napkins, use one,
then throw them all away.
53.
Going through the drive thru, then
having to go back when they screw
your order up.
People walking around in ridiculous
54.
'fashionable' shoes that are clearly
hurting their feet.
55.
Whenever anyone says "Ya, know
what I'm sayin"...
56.
Using speaker phones in public areas
at work.
57.
Roadmaps that aren't folded correctly.
Finding a shoe and not finding its mate
next to it
58.
Made up car names that are not even 59.
real words.
People who are mean to animals.
60.
When a person makes a sucking noise
with a straw when the cup becomes
61.
almost empty.
People with bad table manners.
62.
People that snoop.
People who read the paper while
63.
driving.
64.
People that interrupt you when you’re 65.
telling a story and then they continue to
tell you their story and then ask you in
an uninterested tone to continue on
with your story when they are finished 66.
talking.
Drivers who won't turn right on red.
Vulgar talk at the dinner table.
67.
People who chat online (instant
messaging) while I'm on the phone
with them.
68.
Not having enough quarters to do
laundry.
Couples that own a dog together and 69.
call themselves mommy and daddy.
When drivers bring their car to the
70.
wrong side of the gas pump.
71.
When you genuinely ask someone
72.
what's wrong (when there obviously is 73.
something wrong) and they respond
half-heartedly, "hmmm? oh nothing..." 74.
People who ignore yield signs.
Double negatives.
75.
Conspiracy theories.
Being asked my telephone
76.
number/account number AFTER I
already entered in using the keypad on
my phone. I thought I was supposed 77.
enter that info to "better assist me".
Not washing hands after using the
78.
bathroom.
People who push alcohol at social
79.
functions.
The noise people make when they rub
their fingers on balloons.
When your spouse/roommate uses the 80. When someone caresses my foot with
butter to put on their toast, and leaves
their foot.
crumbs in the container.
81. When people leave the cap off the
People who don't perform their duties
toothpaste.
at work.
82. People who clear their throats in a
Guys who leave the toilet seat up.
disgusting way.
Celebrities claiming to be
83. People that pop and smack their
environmentalists.
chewing gum.
Dining with a picky eater (they can
84. People who style their hair during Mass.
never order off the menu without
85. People who invite you out somewhere
customizing every aspect of the meal).
then cancel.
Tapping.
86. Women who wear too much perfume.
Men on trains who insist on sitting with 87. Relying on someone else to take a
their legs spread wide like they got
picture because I want to be in it, and it
something there.
ends up coming out off-centered and
When ice cream drips out of the bottom
out-of-focus.
of a sugar cone.
88. Intentional misspellings: “lite” “kwik” “R”.
Dirty keyboards.
89. You know when you ask someone a
People who zig zag in and out of lanes
simple, straightforward question and
on the expressway.
they spend ten solid minutes rambling
People who ride their bikes in the road
on about everything in the world
when a sidewalk is right there.
EXCEPT the answer to your simple,
When people don't send thank you
straightforward question? I hate that.
notes.
90. When you order a salad at a restaurant
When somebody tosses something
and they bring it to you at the same
toward a garbage can, like they think
time as your dinner.
they're a basketball star, then leave it 91. Children's hand prints on the windows
on the ground after they miss!
in car.
People who take forever to order food 92. People who don't know the difference
while I'm in line.
between its/it’s and they’re/their/there.
When you open the DVD case and it is 93. People who carry a one sided
empty or a different movie is in it.
conversation
Car alarms that signal that they are on 94. When you can't tell if someone is male
by honking.
or female.
People who walk their dogs and let
95. People who leave the door open when
them poop indiscriminately (like on
they go to the bathroom.
someone's lawn), and do not pick it up. 96. Sick people who cough near you.
The way people walk in flip flops.
97. People who talk, whistle or sing to
Someone standing over my shoulder
themselves at work.
reading the computer screen.
98. People putting their feet out of car
People who write "Noone" instead of
windows.
"No one".
99. Greeting cards that throw sparkles,
Explanations that begin with the word
sequins or confetti on the hapless
"Again".
recipient
People who don't cover their mouth
100.Having to use more than one remote
while sneezing or coughing.
control (one for TV, dvd player, cable
Dirty dishes in the sink.
box, TIVO, etc.)
People who habitually need favors.
101.Paying a lot of money for a meal and
How opening any cheap electronic item
getting a baby sitter only to have
these days requires cutting up your
someone else’s kids screaming.
finger with cheap impossible to open 102.When you're invited to a party (or any
plastic molding covering.
event) with people you have never met,
When you're eating candy and
and the host doesn't introduce you to
someone asks if they can have a red
anyone.
one.
103.When you find a really cute piece of
Airline speak (like: "The lavatories ARE
clothing on the rack and they have like
equipped with smoke detectors, so DO
twenty in size XS, two in size 3X, and
refrain...")
not a single one in your size.
When you bite into a jelly bean and it's 104.People who throw cigarette butts on
a different flavor than what you thought
the beach.
it was.
105.Saying "Let there be light" every time
Having to go to a UPS / FEDEX office
any light switch is flipped on.
to pick up a package.
106.When people say "What's up?" instead
Uncomfortable chairs.
of saying "hi or hello".
Chasing after a ping pong ball.
107.People who leave shopping carts in the
Jerks who take up 2 parking spaces.
parking lot instead of taking them back
Films censored and cut (for length) to
to the corral.
be put on television.
108.People who go the wrong way in a
When something I've been into for a
parking lot.
long time becomes popular.
109.People who write "Keep in touch!" in
People who overuse quotes from
your yearbook but never talk to you
movies or TV.
again.
People who act like they're in their own 110.Unexpected company.
living room at an event (concert,
111.When someone with a full cart of
ballgame, play, movies or a restaurant). groceries gets into the 10 items or less
People who give their kids weird
line.
names
112.Cats and dogs that are inconsiderate of
People that don't list prices on
their human's sleeping habits, and
websites, stores, and infomercials.
decide to romp, play, and destroy stuff
The creepers at red lights. You know,
at 4 AM.
those people that start inching forward 113.People letting their dogs use my yard
in their cars…slowly…until the light
as their toilet.
turns green.
114.Ignorant people.
115.People
who read over your shoulder on 152.People who can't complete a sentence 188.Taking forever to leave a parking
public transportation.
without saying "you know".
space while others are clearly waiting
116.Driving somewhere and having the sun 153.When people don't clear the
for it
in my eyes.
microwave numbers.
189.Business buzz words: synergistic,
117.Not knowing if you've taken two
154.Finding the end of the program hasn't
globalize, paradigm shift, etc.
pictures with a camera or there are just
taped after sitting riveted for almost two 190.When people are using armrests on
two left
hours.
both sides of you.
118.When you adjust the volume of the TV 155.People who say "It's always in the last 191.Bosses who think your job is your life.
and the volume display blocks the
place you look".
192.People sitting at a red light and
subtitles during an important dialogue. 156.When people ask me for advice and do
continuing to sit there when the light
119.People who think that they are the only
the opposite of what I tell them.
turns green because they're on their
one with correct background for
157.When people don't RSVP to an event.
cell phone.
understanding an issue.
158.People who will write something
193.Grocery clerks that want to bundle the
120.Being the first one at any party.
borderline mean, but then follow it up
receipt with my change. Hand me the
121.People throwing trash into a recycle bin.
with a smiley face :)
money separately so I can put it in my
122.The naming of celebrity couples
159.People who don't control their bratty
pocket, and then hand me the receipt
(Bennifer, TomKat, etc.)
children.
or place it in the bag.
123.Movie sequels that are unnecessary.
160.People who refer to themselves in the 194.People who dress their pets.
124.Litterbugs.
third person.
195.People who buy animals, only to get rid
125.Drivers who tailgate.
161.People who leave their children in their
of them a week later because it was
126.Anyone – male or female- who says
cars while they run into the store.
harder to take care of them than they
“We’re pregnant”. Are they sharing a 162.People who snap their gum.
thought.
uterus?
163.Caps Lock in text or in email, when
196.People who mumble.
127.The "yes but" people.
PEOPLE SHOUT.
197.Whistling out of tune.
128.When you have an itch on the bottom 164.Girls who wear way too much make up. 198.Conversational High-Fives: High-fiving
of your foot and you can't scratch it
165.People who always have to be right
at any time other than when one is
because you have shoes on.
and have the last word.
actively playing a sport
129.When someone leaves their phone
166.People that cannot simply take their
199.People who are always late.
number at the end of a long message
trash to the trash bin in places such as 200.When there are no hot dog buns left
and they say it so fast you can't
fast food restaurants, shopping malls
and you have to eat your hot dog on a
understand it and have to listen
etc.
folded piece of bread.
multiple times to figure it out.
167.People who no matter what relate to
201.Men who ogle or whistle at women who
130.People who don't dress their age
something you have done and try to
walk down the street.
131.Suburban kids who think they are
"one up" you.
202.People who honk in front of a house
gangstas.
168.When someone is writing on a
instead of getting out of the car and
132.Peop;e who chew with their mouth
chalkboard and then they erase it to
ringing the doorbell.
open
write something new, but they don't
203.Annoying nervous (forced sounding)
133.People When they clean the tables
erase all of it, so you still see half of a
laughs.
nearby with a bleach solution. While I
letter here and there.
204.When you are asleep at a hotel and the
am glad they are sanitary, the smell of 169.People that tailgate when your driving.
alarm clock goes off in the middle of
bleach can really quelch my appetite. 170.People who whistle when they are
the night because the person who was
134.Having obviously PRIVATE
happy.
there before you set it and never
conversations on their cell phone in
171.Fax machines that call my home
turned it off.
public places.
number.
205.When you have to walk out of the
135.When people put the spoons/forks in
172.Rappers who thank God at awards
shower naked because you forgot to
the wrong section of the utensil
cermonies.
bring a towel with you.
separator.
173.Mumbling, then annoyedly saying
206.Needless meetings.
136.People who let dogs that jump up on
"Forget it!" when people don't hear you. 207.People who don't look at you when
everyone loose in public.
174.People who use a calculator to figure
they are talking, or you are talking to
137.Clipping your nails at work.
out the tip at a restaurant.
them.
138.When your eating something and a
175.Drivers who signal after they make a
208.People who turn their stereos up full
person will just steal a little bit of it.
lane change.
blast in their apartment building and
139.Retail clerks that ignore the live
176.People who spell "you're" as "your".
have no consideration of others.
customer to help somebody that
177.People who don't cash checks you give 209.When you're driving down the road and
interrupts by phone
them in a timely manner.
a cigarette butt comes out the window
140.People who don't pick up after
178.The noise styrofoam makes when you
of a car in front of you and it bounces
themselves.
rub it together.
off your car.
141.People who use the word "gay" to
179.People who blow their horn at you the 210.People who stare.
mean "lame".
nano-second the light changes to
211.People who use the phrase "110%" (or
142.When people refuse to be the decision
green.
even more % sometimes).
maker about something simple (which 180.When the garbage man turns my can 212.People who leave food that can spoil
restaurant to eat at, what movie to see,
upside down after dumping MOST of
(milk, butter, etc.) out too long, instead
etc.).
the garbage in it into the garbage truck.
of putting it back in the fridge when
143.When people say 'supposebly' instead
I go to collect the can and when I turn it
they are done.
of 'supposedly'.
right side up, the remaining garbage
213.People who put their feet up on the
144.In an obviously crowded restaurant,
spills out on the sidewalk.
seat in front of them in movie theaters.
people who linger long after receiving 181.People who don't use deodorant.
214.People who say the time like "Eight AM
their check.
182.When people continue to stare after
in the morning".
145.When you pull a string hanging from
they ask you a question, as if they
215.People who won't take their kid out of a
your shirt and it doesn't break, but only
need you to expand more on your
restaurant when they are crying,
becomes longer.
answer.
screaming, etc.
146.People who put salt on everything
183.Ice cream with freezer burn.
216.Having to dress up for work just to
without tasting it first.
184.When the person who takes the last of
have it downpour when you step
147.Not Washing Hands After Using the
something puts the empty package
outside.
Restroom
back.
217.When the host/hostess at a restaurant
148.Skinny jeans on men
185.Flakes! People that cancel plans
totally underestimates how long a wait
149.No toilet paper or paper towels in
constantly.
there will be.
public bathrooms.
186.Hair strands left on shower walls.
218.When people inturrupt you.
150.When you will be talking to someone, 187.When you first meet someone and
219.Guys who wear wifebeaters (and
and their replies seem to be limited to
can't remember the person's name by
nothing else for a shirt) in public.
"ya", "cool", and "ok".
the end of the conversation.
220.Forks whose tines don't stand up in a
151.When somebody turns off the lights
perfectly straight line
when you are still in the room.
221.The
sound of too much spit in
259.Waiters/waitress who put their fingers 297.People who talk about their favorite
someone's mouth when they talk.
on the top of the glass (where you
sports team and say "WE" like they are
222.Athletes who point to the sky after
drink from) when they deliver it to you.
a part of the team.
scoring.
260.Bars where the music is too loud.
298.People who love to point out how
223.Someone opening a cabinet door or
261.People that don't answer e-mail.
wrong everyone else is while they are
drawer and leaving it open.
262.People who are clearly unhappy and
a walking train wreck
224.People say "carmel" instead of
yet pretend like everything is just fine. 299.People who don't care what's going on
"caramel". Is it really that hard to
263.Failing to take a backpack into account
in our country.
pronounce that extra letter?
when turning or backing into people
300.People who are over age 21 who say
225.Bathroom stalls with a mirror so you
264.Yelling "drop it" the moment a
the word "dude".
can see your whole self while seated
conversation veers into an unwanted 301.People who spit on the ground and
226.Drivers who make u-turns where they
direction.
don't look first to see if anybody is
are not allowed to.
265.Cell Phone Drivers
around.
227.In mini golf when you miss the hole
266.Lawn ornaments.
302.People who use their caller ID like an
three times in a row less than a foot
267.People who borrow stuff and never
answering service. Example: "Hello?"
away.
give it back.
"Yeah, someone call me from this
228.When someone starts to watch a show 268.When people call me but are talking to
number?" "Umm, who are you?" "Who
or movie in the middle of it and expect
someone else when I answer and I
is this?" "You called this number. Did
you to tell them what's happening.
have to wait till they stop talking.
you get a message?" "I haven't
229.People who think the seat next to them 269.When you sit down at a restaurant and
checked my messages. This number
is a place to plunk down their gym
the waiter/waitress spends time
just came up". Etc..
bag/back pack on a crowded bus.
cleaning other tables, when there are 303.Being put on the speakerphone without
230.Clipping toenails in bed.
lots of empty tables, instead of taking
warning
231.People who ask "Can I ask you a
your order.
304.Obnoxious doorbell ringers.
question?"
270.When the tracking system for delivery 305.Adware, spyware, popups, viruses and
232.People who leave farts in elevators that
isn't up-to-date.
other things that download themselves
I subsequently enter. Then the next
271.Gray snow that won't melt; piled up on
and install automatically
person thinks it's me.
the side of the road
306.When people say the word huge
233.Commercials in movie theaters.
272.Bad breath.
incorrectly by dropping the 'H' and
234.Keeping your Christmas lights up until 273.People who refuse to expand their
pronouncing it Uge.
February.
musical horizons.
307.When people change the TV channel
235.Overuse of the word "Like"
274.People who complain out loud while
without asking
236.People who read a story, and
waiting in a long line at the store.
308.People who make you take off your
purposely skip pages so that it ends
275.People who say "Bra" or "bro" when it's
shoes when you go into their house.
quicker.
not their brother.
309.People at a store/supermarket who
237.When you score a goal on yourself in 276.When people put (sp?) after words
wait in a long checkout line, and then
foosball or air hockey.
when the spell check button is right
when they finally need to pay they take
238.People who drive past me on a
there in front of them.
forever to find their
crosswalk.
277.People who can't seem to see any
checkbook/cash/credit card.
239.When the tiolet paper roll is backwards.
faults in their kids or their mothers.
310.Stores/companies that charge extra if
240.People who ask you what time it is.
278.Piling up clothes in the corner of the
you pay by credit card.
241.People with poor umbrella etiquette.
room instead of putting them in the
311.I hate slow people walking in front of
242.When other people sleep on my pillow.
hamper.
me.
243.When you are hanging out with
279.Hair on the soap.
312.People who stop at the top or bottom of
someone and they make plans to do 280.Mispronunciation of words.
an escalator.
something else right in front of you.
281.People who are stingy with money
313.At a restuarant, when they clean the
244.When people scratch their fingernails
when they clearly have a lot of it.
tables nearby with a bleach solution,
on a blackboard.
282.People who cook for you, and use the
smelling up my area.
245.People who can't wait to file a lawsuit
same spoon multiple times to taste
314.People who point at their wrist while
in order to get rich quick.
what they are cooking while cooking it,
asking for the time.
246.Wet, dirty, stinky, slimy dishrags left in
like for pasta sauce or soup.
315.Dog poop on the sidewalk.
a heap in the bottom of the sink.
283.Having a drawer full of unknown cords, 316.When those little hinges on the CD
247.Websites with horizontal scrolling.
transformers, adapeter, etc.
case break, and now you can't open
248.People who use unnecessary
284.I hate it when people take healthy food
and close it.
abbreviations, like w/e (whatever), w/o
and fry it up in butter and eat it
317.Men who refer to “babysitting” their
(without) and j/k (just kidding).
because it's "good for them".
own children.
249.People at Wal*Mart Supercenter who 285.Loud motorcycles.
318.People who are late.
enter thru the exit and exit thru the
286.When people trip over your their foot in 319.I know they have to do this, but I hate
enter.
the hallway and start running to
having servers recite the specials to
250.Getting fruit in your bag on Halloween.
pretend like they meant to do it.
me. Because I have never ordered a
251.Going to a restaurant within the last
287.When you ask for LOTS of ketchup
special, and hate having to feign
hour before closing and everyone is
and they give you only two or three
interest in them.
cleaning,sweeping and slamming stuff
packets.
320.The use of redundant statements like
around to get out of their quickly and at 288.Shopping carts with a broken wheel.
ATM Machine or PIN Number
buffet the food is gone or old and dried 289.The sound of somebody playing with 321.Hair in the shower drain.
up.
silverware on a plate.
322.People who don't use their turn signal,
252.Walking into spider webs.
290.Going out to dinner with a big group,
tailgate, and cut you off
253.When the cashier gives you the
eating $10 worth of food and having to 323.How hard it is to open a new music CD.
change with the coins on top of the bills
split the whole bill and ending up
324.Pee anywhere other than in a toilet.
and for a moment you look like a fool
paying much more than you ate.
325.Watching people put their contacts in.
jamming a large wad of cash into your 291.When the waiter/waitress asks whether 326.How commercials are so much louder
pocket.
you want dessert, but smiles in a way
than the TV shows.
254.People who use self checkout lanes
that means she is clearly judging you. 327.People who don't want to learn
but don’t know how to use them and
292.Sitting in the movies and hearing
anything new because they know it all.
slow us all down.
someone eating popcorn.
328.When you bend over to pick something
255.Hearing classic songs that I grew up
293.Bathing suit tops as clothing.
up and miss the object multiple times,
with...pimping products on
294.People who pick their nose in public.
and the final attempt is a violent grab
commericals.
295.Car passengers that throw their doors
as if to say it was the object's fault.
256.Stomping on the floor to simulate
wide open without first checking to
329.Feeling a little juvenile when the
knocking on a door.
make sure it is safe to do so.
waitress sees your drawings on the
257.Using your finger as a gun.
296.Lazy people.
table at the Macaroni Grille and you're
258.Telemarketers.
over the age of eight.
330.When
you get out of the pool and your 371.When you apply too much deodorant 406.When you get out of the pool and your
bathing suit sticks to you and exposes
and you have to make a running-inbathing suit sticks to you and exposes
your crotch.
place type of motion.
your crotch.
331.Singing along with the music when you 372.I hate people who have no idea what
407.Singing along with the music when you
don't actually know the words.
"personal space" is.
don't actually know the words.
332.People who write checks during check- 373.Pants on men that are too short.
408.People who write checks during checkout. I hate waiting.
374.Dirty restaurant bathrooms. It makes
out. I hate waiting.
333.Men who talk down to women.
me wonder how clean the kitchen is. 409.Men who talk down to women.
334.Email with no subject.
375.People who don't stop at stop signs.
410.Email with no subject.
335.Grocery shopping carts with a bad
376.People who smoke right outside the
411.Grocery shopping carts with a bad
wheel.
door of a nonsmoking establishment,
wheel.
336.How clothes hangers get all tangeled
getting smoke all over everybody who 412.How clothes hangers get all tangeled
with each other
enters/leaves.
with each other
337.Double dippers.
377.People who don't listen when you are 413.Double dippers.
338.When people don't pick up their feet to
talking to them. How many times have 414.When people don't pick up their feet to
walk and you hear the scuff... scuff...
you said a few sentences to someone
walk and you hear the scuff... scuff...
scuff.
only to have them suddenly say "what
scuff.
339.People who brag about how trashed
did you just say? I wasn't paying
415.People who brag about how trashed
they got the night before.
attention."
they got the night before.
340.Unsolicited advice.
378.People that don't return your phone
416.Unsolicited advice.
341.Co-workers that try to sell stuff to you
calls.
417.Co-workers that try to sell stuff to you
at work.
379.Referring to any government agency
at work.
342.Trying to get assistance over the
as "the Fed".
418.Trying to get assistance over the
telephone, only to be directed to "press 380.If you are able to drink everything but
telephone, only to be directed to "press
this number", umpteen times.
one little drop of milk or juice,
this number", umpteen times.
343.When adults cuss in front of children.
whatever...DON'T put it back in the
419.When adults cuss in front of children.
344.At a restuarant, bread cut only halfway,
fridge! Just finish it.
420.At a restuarant, bread cut only halfway,
instead of into slices.
381.Air Guitar. Don’t do it. You look like a
instead of into slices.
345.People who say I can't, without even
dork.
421.People who say I can't, without even
trying.
382.Dull pencils.
trying.
346.People who leave their pets in their hot 383.People who can't decide on one
422.People who leave their pets in their hot
cars in the summer.
radio/tv station, and constantly flip back
cars in the summer.
347.Speed bumps.
and forth.
423.Speed bumps.
348.People who constantly get up in movie 384.The habit of tossing dirty silverware
424.People who constantly get up in movie
theaters.
into garbage disposal part of the sink
theaters.
349.When you are changing the TV
385.Getting behind someone that will not
425.When you are changing the TV
channel and it goes black of a second
drive up to the speed limit.
channel and it goes black of a second
before the channel comes up.
386.People who straddle multiple lines at
before the channel comes up.
350.Dogs running around on a flatbed truck,
the drug store.
426.Dogs running around on a flatbed truck,
which is going highway speed.
387.When you're with a group of people
which is going highway speed.
351.Parents who have their children on
and you think nobody saw that you just 427.Parents who have their children on
leashes.
tripped, and you think you're in the
leashes.
352.PeOpLe WhO tYpE LiKe ThIs.
clear. But the one person who did see 428.PeOpLe WhO tYpE LiKe ThIs.
353.Restaurants that put too much ice in
it points it out to everybody else.
429.Restaurants that put too much ice in
your drink.
388.Family members who do not talk to you
your drink.
354.Anti-climactic ends to long lists.
for years, but when they need or want 430.Anti-climactic ends to long lists.
355.People who double park.
something, act like nothing happened. 431.People who double park.
356.People who people park a shopping
389.I hate it when people tickle me.
432.People who people park a shopping
cart in the middle of the aisle in Wal- 390.Gossip.
cart in the middle of the aisle in WalMart or grocery store, blocking the way 391.People who blow their nose at the
Mart or grocery store, blocking the way
for others and then walking away to
dinner table or in the kitchen when
for others and then walking away to
gather items.
you're eating or cooking.
gather items.
357.When people use the word "literally"
392.Things sticking out of drawers
433.When people use the word "literally"
inappropriately. I.e. "I literally almost
393.Men who refer to “babysitting” their
inappropriately. I.e. "I literally almost
jumped out of my skin."
own children.
jumped out of my skin."
358.People who make out in public.
394.People who are late.
434.People who make out in public.
359.Babies sitting on laps in cars.
395.I know they have to do this, but I hate 435.Babies sitting on laps in cars.
360.People who bring their babies to the
having servers recite the specials to
436.People who bring their babies to the
movies.
me. Because I have never ordered a
movies.
361.People who stick their USED gum just
special, and hate having to feign
437.People who stick their USED gum just
about anywhere (under a table or chair,
interest in them.
about anywhere (under a table or chair,
on the ground, etc.)
396.The use of redundant statements like
on the ground, etc.)
362.Dried toothpaste in the sink.
ATM Machine or PIN Number
438.Dried toothpaste in the sink.
363.Junk mail.
397.Hair in the shower drain.
439.Junk mail.
364.People who talk on their cell phone at 398.People who don't use their turn signal, 440.People who talk on their cell phone at
the movies.
tailgate, and cut you off
the movies.
365.When someone blows their nose in
399.How hard it is to open a new music CD.441.When someone blows their nose in
your presence and then proceeds to
400.Pee anywhere other than in a toilet.
your presence and then proceeds to
look at what just filled their
401.Watching people put their contacts in.
look at what just filled their
tissue/handkerchief.
402.How commercials are so much louder
tissue/handkerchief.
366.When people don't rinse their dishes
than the TV shows.
442.When people don't rinse their dishes
before they put them in the sink.
403.People who don't want to learn
before they put them in the sink.
367.Not letting things go the first time
anything new because they know it all. 443.Not letting things go the first time
someone says stop.
404.When you bend over to pick something
someone says stop.
368.People who don't accelerate fast
up and miss the object multiple times, 444.People who don't accelerate fast
enough at a stop light, especially if
and the final attempt is a violent grab
enough at a stop light, especially if
you're in the left lane.
as if to say it was the object's fault.
you're in the left lane.
369.People who stop right infront of you
405.Feeling a little juvenile when the
445.People who stop right infront of you
when your walking through town.
waitress sees your drawings on the
when your walking through town.
370.People that do not flush the toliet in
table at the Macaroni Grille and you're 446.People that do not flush the toliet in
public restrooms.
over the age of eight.
public restrooms.
447.When
you apply too much deodorant 481.People that say they don't like a certain
shower and you don't dry off all the
and you have to make a running-infood before they try it, and refuse to eat
way, making the toilet seat all slippery.
place type of motion.
it .
520.People who are always negative.
448.I hate people who have no idea what
482.People abbreviating words when they 521.If you pee on the seat, wipe it off.
"personal space" is.
speak.
522.Driveways that make cars bottom out.
449.Pants on men that are too short.
483.Barbecue restaurants with happy pigs 523.Clicking pens.
450.Dirty restaurant bathrooms. It makes
on the sign.
524.People who assume far too much.
me wonder how clean the kitchen is. 484.Motel pillows.
525.An unmade bed.
451.People who don't stop at stop signs.
485.Making me talk to your
526.Barking dogs when I am trying to sleep.
452.People who smoke right outside the
boyfriend/girlfriend who i have never 527.People that realize that a lane of traffic
door of a nonsmoking establishment,
actually met when i call you on the
is backed up so they go into the next
getting smoke all over everybody who
phone, saying something like, "oh here
lane over because it is moving quicker
enters/leaves.
- talk to [---]".
and they go up to the front and expect
453.People who don't listen when you are 486.Used grocery bags that aren't folded
someone to just let them back over in
talking to them. How many times have
correctly.
that lane.
you said a few sentences to someone 487.Pieces of fat on meat.
528.Having to explain the same thing more
only to have them suddenly say "what 488.Companies that outsource their
than once.
did you just say? I wasn't paying
customer service to India, but then
529.People who wear sunglasses indoors.
attention."
those support reps don't have full
530.People who don't say "thank you" or
454.People that don't return your phone
access to all the needed info, so
even acknowledge you when you hold
calls.
eventually they transfer you back to a
the door for them.
455.Referring to any government agency
manager in the US to deal with it.
531.People who bite their nails.
as "the Fed".
489.Water stains on the cutlery (from the
532.When people cough in front of you
456.If you are able to drink everything but
dishwasher).
without covering their mouth.
one little drop of milk or juice,
490.Cracking your knuckles.
533.People who quote movies just because
whatever...DON'T put it back in the
491.Speed Bumps.
they can.
fridge! Just finish it.
492.People who tell you "Oh! You have to 534.Getting stuck at red lights, while
457.Air Guitar. Don’t do it. You look like a
try this! It's the best thing ever!" And
nobody is going the other direction.
dork.
when you do try it and it sucks.
535.People who don’t put two spaces after
458.Dull pencils.
493.Drivers who drive slow in the left lane.
a period when they type.
459.People who can't decide on one
494.People who eat while talking on the
536.When people don't flush the toilet.
radio/tv station, and constantly flip back
phone to me.
537.Broken spines on paperback books.
and forth.
495.People that fart in public.
538.Restaurants that give you rolls, but
460.The habit of tossing dirty silverware
496.People who invade my seat space, like
never enough butter to go with them.
into garbage disposal part of the sink
on airplanes or in movie theaters.
539.A well done steak or burger when it
461.Getting behind someone that will not
497.People that make tons and tons of
was ordered "rare"
drive up to the speed limit.
noise while working out.
540.When people that say that they read
462.People who straddle multiple lines at
498.Women who are obviously bottle
something at a certain site but don't
the drug store.
blondes who still blame their stupidity
add the link.
463.When you're with a group of people
on being blonde, as in: “Oh, no! I’m
541.People who whistle through their noses
and you think nobody saw that you just
having a blonde moment!”
while just breathing.
tripped, and you think you're in the
499.People/kids who tap their pencil during 542.When I'm having a coversation with
clear. But the one person who did see
a test.
someone, & I'm in the middle of telling
it points it out to everybody else.
500.Sneezing in your hand and shaking
a story and some rude idiot comes
464.Family members who do not talk to you
someone's hand afterward.
walking up and starts a conversation
for years, but when they need or want 501.Kids with baggy pants hangin below
with the person I'm talking to...as if I'm
something, act like nothing happened.
their ass.
not even there!
465.I hate it when people tickle me.
502.Movie talkers
543.People that wait until the last minute.
466.Gossip.
503.People who always look to start a fight. 544.Incorrect use of apostrophe's.
467.People who blow their nose at the
504.When a utility sends you a letter about 545.Parents who plead with toddlers.
dinner table or in the kitchen when
a rate increase that opens with: "In
546.People that burp loudly in public.
you're eating or cooking.
order to serve you better."
547.Wobbly tables.
468.Things sticking out of drawers
505.People who spit when they talk.
548.People who text during a movie.
469.Utility/Cable service people that don't 506.When men you don't know very well at 549.When it's raining and you turn your car
show up on time.
all assume it is okay to call you "hun"
off before you turn the wipers off, and
470.When someone is giving a speech in
or "babe."
they stop in the middle of the
class and they won't stop looking at
507.When people bite their nails in the
windshield, so you turn the car back on,
you as they speak.
dead of silence and you hear them
the wipers off, and then the car off.
471.A dirty stove top. When finished
eating it.
550.Chewing gum on the sidewalk.
cooking, all food particles should be
508.Water running while brushing teeth.
551.Free offer that always have a catch.
cleaned off the stove.
509.Women who use PMS as an excuse to 552.When someone tries to talk to you
472.Using the toilet paper down to the last
be bitchy.
when you have headphones on.
few squares without getting a new roll 510.People who finish my sentences for
553.People who respond to my emails but
473.Restaurants that have a no smoking
you.
don't include the text of the previous
section which is only several feet away 511.People who constantly sniffle.
email in their email.
from the smoking section.
512.People who interrupt you to correct
554.Men who refer to their wife as ” the
474.People who don't move to the back of
your grammar/speech, paying no
wife”- a wife is not an object.
the bus when there is plenty of room to
attention to the point you are trying to 555.When coffee spills out of the top
do so.
make.
drinking hole of lids on to-go coffee
475.People who write on dirty car
513.People who make up words.
cups.
windshields
514.Tangled phone cords.
556.How commercialized the holidays are.
476.When shirts shrink in the dryer.
515.Using a napkin for eating messy food & 557.People who pick their teeth in public.
477.When you are trying to wax something,
leaving it on the table throughout the 558.Snorting when you laugh.
and you pull hard but nothing comes
meal
559.Hypocrites (yeah, you know who your
off and yet you still feel the pain.
516.When people say "you and I" when it
are)
478.Cussing in public, especially in front of
should be "you and me".
560.People who interrupt you and direct the
senior citizens.
517.When the string on the hood of your
conversation to themselves.
479.People who don't hold the elevator for
sweatshirt goes inside the hood.
561.People who make small talk with a
you.
518.People trying to enter an elevator when
cashier when there’s a long line behind
480.When you're trying to walk in the mall
people IN the elevator haven't left yet.
them.
and there's a kiosk and they hound you 519.When you have to go to the bathroom 562.Stores with TV monitors at the
to try their cell phone service or
really bad after getting out of the
checkouts that play commercials.
whatever.
563.Spit
flying out of people's mouth by
596.When shirts shrink in the dryer.
635.Using a napkin for eating messy food &
accident.
597.When you are trying to wax something,
leaving it on the table throughout the
564.TV shows and commercials ads with
and you pull hard but nothing comes
meal
ringing doorbells or phones, which
off and yet you still feel the pain.
636.When people say "you and I" when it
make you into thinking the sound is
598.Cussing in public, especially in front of
should be "you and me".
coming from your house.
senior citizens.
637.When the string on the hood of your
565.I hate when restaurant staff starts
599.People who don't hold the elevator for
sweatshirt goes inside the hood.
clearing dishes away when not
you.
638.People trying to enter an elevator when
everyone has finished eating -- leaving 600.When you're trying to walk in the mall
people IN the elevator haven't left yet.
the one person at a table of four to feel
and there's a kiosk and they hound you 639.When you have to go to the bathroom
bad they haven't finished yet.
to try their cell phone service or
really bad after getting out of the
566.People who can't seem to understand
whatever.
shower and you don't dry off all the
that " red eyes" are possible to remove 601.People that say they don't like a certain
way, making the toilet seat all slippery.
in photos.
food before they try it, and refuse to eat 640.People who are always negative.
567.Improper use of the word ironic
it .
641.If you pee on the seat, wipe it off.
568.Waitors/waitresses with dirty fingernails.602.People abbreviating words when they 642.Driveways that make cars bottom out.
569.People who scrape their fork around
speak.
643.Clicking pens.
the plate.
603.Barbecue restaurants with happy pigs 644.People who assume far too much.
570.Backwash.
on the sign.
645.An unmade bed.
571.Eating in bed and leaving crumbs
604.Motel pillows.
646.Barking dogs when I am trying to sleep.
572.Spammers.
605.Making me talk to your
647.People that realize that a lane of traffic
573.Fake laughter.
boyfriend/girlfriend who i have never
is backed up so they go into the next
574.People who call but don't leave a
actually met when i call you on the
lane over because it is moving quicker
message.
phone, saying something like, "oh here
and they go up to the front and expect
575.Wasting food, like when a person takes
- talk to [---]".
someone to just let them back over in
a full plateful of food and then eat two 606.Used grocery bags that aren't folded
that lane.
bites.
correctly.
648.Having to explain the same thing more
576.People who don't vote and then
607.Pieces of fat on meat.
than once.
complain about the results.
608.Companies that outsource their
649.People who wear sunglasses indoors.
577.People who try to talk to you when you
customer service to India, but then
650.People who don't say "thank you" or
are going to the bathroom.
those support reps don't have full
even acknowledge you when you hold
578.When you're wearing a hat, after a
access to all the needed info, so
the door for them.
while it feels like it's not there. When
eventually they transfer you back to a 651.People who bite their nails.
you take it off, it feels like it's still there.
manager in the US to deal with it.
652.When people cough in front of you
579.Famous people name their kids
609.Water stains on the cutlery (from the
without covering their mouth.
strange names.
dishwasher).
653.People who quote movies just because
580.People who say, "Goddamnit" or
610.Cracking your knuckles.
they can.
"Jesus Christ" when they're angry.
611.Speed Bumps.
654.Getting stuck at red lights, while
581.Characters in movies always order
612.People who tell you "Oh! You have to
nobody is going the other direction.
food then end up leaving the table long
try this! It's the best thing ever!" And
655.People who don’t put two spaces after
before the food could be served.
when you do try it and it sucks.
a period when they type.
582.Characters that have just met each
613.Drivers who drive slow in the left lane. 656.When people don't flush the toilet.
other in movies arrange dates without 614.People who eat while talking on the
657.Broken spines on paperback books.
exchanging any contact or meet
phone to me.
658.Restaurants that give you rolls, but
information.
615.People that fart in public.
never enough butter to go with them.
583.How people merging onto a highway or 616.People who invade my seat space, like 659.A well done steak or burger when it
interstate always fail to reach a
on airplanes or in movie theaters.
was ordered "rare"
merging speed and cause havoc.
617.People that make tons and tons of
660.When people that say that they read
584.People who don’t know or don’t care
noise while working out.
something at a certain site but don't
that they have NO tail lights working, at 618.Women who are obviously bottle
add the link.
all.
blondes who still blame their stupidity 661.People who whistle through their noses
585.Cops who tailgate you, unsafely for
on being blonde, as in: “Oh, no! I’m
while just breathing.
miles as if you’re driving to slow, them
having a blonde moment!”
662.When I'm having a coversation with
knowing you’re not going to speed up, 619.People/kids who tap their pencil during
someone, & I'm in the middle of telling
because there is a cop behind them!
a test.
a story and some rude idiot comes
586.Cops who spin/burn their tires, with no 620.Sneezing in your hand and shaking
walking up and starts a conversation
emergency. No one else is allowed to.
someone's hand afterward.
with the person I'm talking to...as if I'm
587.Tables at restuarants that are next to 621.Kids with baggy pants hangin below
not even there!
or in the direct line of view of the
their ass.
663.People that wait until the last minute.
restrooms. I don't want to look at and 622.Movie talkers
664.Incorrect use of apostrophe's.
think about people going to the
623.People who always look to start a fight. 665.Parents who plead with toddlers.
bathroom while I eat.
624.When a utility sends you a letter about 666.People that burp loudly in public.
588.People, when asked how they are
a rate increase that opens with: "In
667.Wobbly tables.
doing, say “good" when they should
order to serve you better."
668.People who text during a movie.
use “well".
625.People who spit when they talk.
669.When it's raining and you turn your car
589.Utility/Cable service people that don't 626.When men you don't know very well at
off before you turn the wipers off, and
show up on time.
all assume it is okay to call you "hun"
they stop in the middle of the
590.When someone is giving a speech in
or "babe."
windshield, so you turn the car back on,
class and they won't stop looking at
627.When people bite their nails in the
the wipers off, and then the car off.
you as they speak.
dead of silence and you hear them
670.Chewing gum on the sidewalk.
591.A dirty stove top. When finished
eating it.
671.Free offer that always have a catch.
cooking, all food particles should be
628.Water running while brushing teeth.
672.When someone tries to talk to you
cleaned off the stove.
629.Women who use PMS as an excuse to
when you have headphones on.
592.Using the toilet paper down to the last
be bitchy.
673.People who respond to my emails but
few squares without getting a new roll 630.People who finish my sentences for
don't include the text of the previous
593.Restaurants that have a no smoking
you.
email in their email.
section which is only several feet away 631.People who constantly sniffle.
674.Men who refer to their wife as ” the
from the smoking section.
632.People who interrupt you to correct
wife”- a wife is not an object.
594.People who don't move to the back of
your grammar/speech, paying no
675.When coffee spills out of the top
the bus when there is plenty of room to
attention to the point you are trying to
drinking hole of lids on to-go coffee
do so.
make.
cups.
595.People who write on dirty car
633.People who make up words.
676.How commercialized the holidays are.
windshields
634.Tangled phone cords.
677.People who pick their teeth in public.
678.Snorting when you laugh.
679.Hypocrites (yeah, you know
who your
are)
680.People who interrupt you and direct the
conversation to themselves.
681.People who make small talk with a
cashier when there’s a long line behind
them.
682.Stores with TV monitors at the
checkouts that play commercials.
683.Spit flying out of people's mouth by
accident.
684.TV shows and commercials ads with
ringing doorbells or phones, which
make you into thinking the sound is
coming from your house.
685.I hate when restaurant staff starts
clearing dishes away when not
everyone has finished eating -- leaving
the one person at a table of four to feel
bad they haven't finished yet.
686.People who can't seem to understand
that " red eyes" are possible to remove
in photos.
687.Improper use of the word ironic
688.Waitors/waitresses with dirty fingernails.
689.People who scrape their fork around
the plate.
690.Backwash.
691.Eating in bed and leaving crumbs
692.Spammers.
693.Fake laughter.
694.People who call but don't leave a
message.
695.Wasting food, like when a person takes
a full plateful of food and then eat two
bites.
696.People who don't vote and then
complain about the results.
697.People who try to talk to you when you
are going to the bathroom.
698.When you're wearing a hat, after a
while it feels like it's not there. When
you take it off, it feels like it's still there.
699.Famous people name their kids
strange names.
700.People who say, "Goddamnit" or
"Jesus Christ" when they're angry.
701.Characters in movies always order
food then end up leaving the table long
before the food could be served.
702.Characters that have just met each
other in movies arrange dates without
exchanging any contact or meet
information.
703.How people merging onto a highway or
interstate always fail to reach a
merging speed and cause havoc.
704.People who don’t know or don’t care
that they have NO tail lights working, at
all.
705.Cops who tailgate you, unsafely for
miles as if you’re driving to slow, them
knowing you’re not going to speed up,
because there is a cop behind them!
706.Cops who spin/burn their tires, with no
emergency. No one else is allowed to.
707.Tables at restuarants that are next to
or in the direct line of view of the
restrooms. I don't want to look at and
think about people going to the
bathroom while I eat.
708.People, when asked how they are
doing, say “good" when they should
use “well".