1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. Drivers who don't use a turn signal. 41. People who read out loud what they're typing in an email or letter. Kids who tease dogs through a fence. 42. People who drink directly out of the milk/orange juice container. 43. Couples who sit on the same side of 44. the booth when there is no one on the other side. 45. Parents who bring their young kids to R rated films. People that don't use coasters. 46. People who blame anything but 47. themselves for THEIR failure. People who sit next to you on public transportation even when there are 48. other seats available. Noisy eaters. 49. Students who prolong class by asking 50. the most inane questions. Women who wear jewelry that clinks 51. and clacks and makes noise when they're at their desk or keyboard. 52. When people take 20 napkins, use one, then throw them all away. 53. Going through the drive thru, then having to go back when they screw your order up. People walking around in ridiculous 54. 'fashionable' shoes that are clearly hurting their feet. 55. Whenever anyone says "Ya, know what I'm sayin"... 56. Using speaker phones in public areas at work. 57. Roadmaps that aren't folded correctly. Finding a shoe and not finding its mate next to it 58. Made up car names that are not even 59. real words. People who are mean to animals. 60. When a person makes a sucking noise with a straw when the cup becomes 61. almost empty. People with bad table manners. 62. People that snoop. People who read the paper while 63. driving. 64. People that interrupt you when you’re 65. telling a story and then they continue to tell you their story and then ask you in an uninterested tone to continue on with your story when they are finished 66. talking. Drivers who won't turn right on red. Vulgar talk at the dinner table. 67. People who chat online (instant messaging) while I'm on the phone with them. 68. Not having enough quarters to do laundry. Couples that own a dog together and 69. call themselves mommy and daddy. When drivers bring their car to the 70. wrong side of the gas pump. 71. When you genuinely ask someone 72. what's wrong (when there obviously is 73. something wrong) and they respond half-heartedly, "hmmm? oh nothing..." 74. People who ignore yield signs. Double negatives. 75. Conspiracy theories. Being asked my telephone 76. number/account number AFTER I already entered in using the keypad on my phone. I thought I was supposed 77. enter that info to "better assist me". Not washing hands after using the 78. bathroom. People who push alcohol at social 79. functions. The noise people make when they rub their fingers on balloons. When your spouse/roommate uses the 80. When someone caresses my foot with butter to put on their toast, and leaves their foot. crumbs in the container. 81. When people leave the cap off the People who don't perform their duties toothpaste. at work. 82. People who clear their throats in a Guys who leave the toilet seat up. disgusting way. Celebrities claiming to be 83. People that pop and smack their environmentalists. chewing gum. Dining with a picky eater (they can 84. People who style their hair during Mass. never order off the menu without 85. People who invite you out somewhere customizing every aspect of the meal). then cancel. Tapping. 86. Women who wear too much perfume. Men on trains who insist on sitting with 87. Relying on someone else to take a their legs spread wide like they got picture because I want to be in it, and it something there. ends up coming out off-centered and When ice cream drips out of the bottom out-of-focus. of a sugar cone. 88. Intentional misspellings: “lite” “kwik” “R”. Dirty keyboards. 89. You know when you ask someone a People who zig zag in and out of lanes simple, straightforward question and on the expressway. they spend ten solid minutes rambling People who ride their bikes in the road on about everything in the world when a sidewalk is right there. EXCEPT the answer to your simple, When people don't send thank you straightforward question? I hate that. notes. 90. When you order a salad at a restaurant When somebody tosses something and they bring it to you at the same toward a garbage can, like they think time as your dinner. they're a basketball star, then leave it 91. Children's hand prints on the windows on the ground after they miss! in car. People who take forever to order food 92. People who don't know the difference while I'm in line. between its/it’s and they’re/their/there. When you open the DVD case and it is 93. People who carry a one sided empty or a different movie is in it. conversation Car alarms that signal that they are on 94. When you can't tell if someone is male by honking. or female. People who walk their dogs and let 95. People who leave the door open when them poop indiscriminately (like on they go to the bathroom. someone's lawn), and do not pick it up. 96. Sick people who cough near you. The way people walk in flip flops. 97. People who talk, whistle or sing to Someone standing over my shoulder themselves at work. reading the computer screen. 98. People putting their feet out of car People who write "Noone" instead of windows. "No one". 99. Greeting cards that throw sparkles, Explanations that begin with the word sequins or confetti on the hapless "Again". recipient People who don't cover their mouth 100.Having to use more than one remote while sneezing or coughing. control (one for TV, dvd player, cable Dirty dishes in the sink. box, TIVO, etc.) People who habitually need favors. 101.Paying a lot of money for a meal and How opening any cheap electronic item getting a baby sitter only to have these days requires cutting up your someone else’s kids screaming. finger with cheap impossible to open 102.When you're invited to a party (or any plastic molding covering. event) with people you have never met, When you're eating candy and and the host doesn't introduce you to someone asks if they can have a red anyone. one. 103.When you find a really cute piece of Airline speak (like: "The lavatories ARE clothing on the rack and they have like equipped with smoke detectors, so DO twenty in size XS, two in size 3X, and refrain...") not a single one in your size. When you bite into a jelly bean and it's 104.People who throw cigarette butts on a different flavor than what you thought the beach. it was. 105.Saying "Let there be light" every time Having to go to a UPS / FEDEX office any light switch is flipped on. to pick up a package. 106.When people say "What's up?" instead Uncomfortable chairs. of saying "hi or hello". Chasing after a ping pong ball. 107.People who leave shopping carts in the Jerks who take up 2 parking spaces. parking lot instead of taking them back Films censored and cut (for length) to to the corral. be put on television. 108.People who go the wrong way in a When something I've been into for a parking lot. long time becomes popular. 109.People who write "Keep in touch!" in People who overuse quotes from your yearbook but never talk to you movies or TV. again. People who act like they're in their own 110.Unexpected company. living room at an event (concert, 111.When someone with a full cart of ballgame, play, movies or a restaurant). groceries gets into the 10 items or less People who give their kids weird line. names 112.Cats and dogs that are inconsiderate of People that don't list prices on their human's sleeping habits, and websites, stores, and infomercials. decide to romp, play, and destroy stuff The creepers at red lights. You know, at 4 AM. those people that start inching forward 113.People letting their dogs use my yard in their cars…slowly…until the light as their toilet. turns green. 114.Ignorant people. 115.People who read over your shoulder on 152.People who can't complete a sentence 188.Taking forever to leave a parking public transportation. without saying "you know". space while others are clearly waiting 116.Driving somewhere and having the sun 153.When people don't clear the for it in my eyes. microwave numbers. 189.Business buzz words: synergistic, 117.Not knowing if you've taken two 154.Finding the end of the program hasn't globalize, paradigm shift, etc. pictures with a camera or there are just taped after sitting riveted for almost two 190.When people are using armrests on two left hours. both sides of you. 118.When you adjust the volume of the TV 155.People who say "It's always in the last 191.Bosses who think your job is your life. and the volume display blocks the place you look". 192.People sitting at a red light and subtitles during an important dialogue. 156.When people ask me for advice and do continuing to sit there when the light 119.People who think that they are the only the opposite of what I tell them. turns green because they're on their one with correct background for 157.When people don't RSVP to an event. cell phone. understanding an issue. 158.People who will write something 193.Grocery clerks that want to bundle the 120.Being the first one at any party. borderline mean, but then follow it up receipt with my change. Hand me the 121.People throwing trash into a recycle bin. with a smiley face :) money separately so I can put it in my 122.The naming of celebrity couples 159.People who don't control their bratty pocket, and then hand me the receipt (Bennifer, TomKat, etc.) children. or place it in the bag. 123.Movie sequels that are unnecessary. 160.People who refer to themselves in the 194.People who dress their pets. 124.Litterbugs. third person. 195.People who buy animals, only to get rid 125.Drivers who tailgate. 161.People who leave their children in their of them a week later because it was 126.Anyone – male or female- who says cars while they run into the store. harder to take care of them than they “We’re pregnant”. Are they sharing a 162.People who snap their gum. thought. uterus? 163.Caps Lock in text or in email, when 196.People who mumble. 127.The "yes but" people. PEOPLE SHOUT. 197.Whistling out of tune. 128.When you have an itch on the bottom 164.Girls who wear way too much make up. 198.Conversational High-Fives: High-fiving of your foot and you can't scratch it 165.People who always have to be right at any time other than when one is because you have shoes on. and have the last word. actively playing a sport 129.When someone leaves their phone 166.People that cannot simply take their 199.People who are always late. number at the end of a long message trash to the trash bin in places such as 200.When there are no hot dog buns left and they say it so fast you can't fast food restaurants, shopping malls and you have to eat your hot dog on a understand it and have to listen etc. folded piece of bread. multiple times to figure it out. 167.People who no matter what relate to 201.Men who ogle or whistle at women who 130.People who don't dress their age something you have done and try to walk down the street. 131.Suburban kids who think they are "one up" you. 202.People who honk in front of a house gangstas. 168.When someone is writing on a instead of getting out of the car and 132.Peop;e who chew with their mouth chalkboard and then they erase it to ringing the doorbell. open write something new, but they don't 203.Annoying nervous (forced sounding) 133.People When they clean the tables erase all of it, so you still see half of a laughs. nearby with a bleach solution. While I letter here and there. 204.When you are asleep at a hotel and the am glad they are sanitary, the smell of 169.People that tailgate when your driving. alarm clock goes off in the middle of bleach can really quelch my appetite. 170.People who whistle when they are the night because the person who was 134.Having obviously PRIVATE happy. there before you set it and never conversations on their cell phone in 171.Fax machines that call my home turned it off. public places. number. 205.When you have to walk out of the 135.When people put the spoons/forks in 172.Rappers who thank God at awards shower naked because you forgot to the wrong section of the utensil cermonies. bring a towel with you. separator. 173.Mumbling, then annoyedly saying 206.Needless meetings. 136.People who let dogs that jump up on "Forget it!" when people don't hear you. 207.People who don't look at you when everyone loose in public. 174.People who use a calculator to figure they are talking, or you are talking to 137.Clipping your nails at work. out the tip at a restaurant. them. 138.When your eating something and a 175.Drivers who signal after they make a 208.People who turn their stereos up full person will just steal a little bit of it. lane change. blast in their apartment building and 139.Retail clerks that ignore the live 176.People who spell "you're" as "your". have no consideration of others. customer to help somebody that 177.People who don't cash checks you give 209.When you're driving down the road and interrupts by phone them in a timely manner. a cigarette butt comes out the window 140.People who don't pick up after 178.The noise styrofoam makes when you of a car in front of you and it bounces themselves. rub it together. off your car. 141.People who use the word "gay" to 179.People who blow their horn at you the 210.People who stare. mean "lame". nano-second the light changes to 211.People who use the phrase "110%" (or 142.When people refuse to be the decision green. even more % sometimes). maker about something simple (which 180.When the garbage man turns my can 212.People who leave food that can spoil restaurant to eat at, what movie to see, upside down after dumping MOST of (milk, butter, etc.) out too long, instead etc.). the garbage in it into the garbage truck. of putting it back in the fridge when 143.When people say 'supposebly' instead I go to collect the can and when I turn it they are done. of 'supposedly'. right side up, the remaining garbage 213.People who put their feet up on the 144.In an obviously crowded restaurant, spills out on the sidewalk. seat in front of them in movie theaters. people who linger long after receiving 181.People who don't use deodorant. 214.People who say the time like "Eight AM their check. 182.When people continue to stare after in the morning". 145.When you pull a string hanging from they ask you a question, as if they 215.People who won't take their kid out of a your shirt and it doesn't break, but only need you to expand more on your restaurant when they are crying, becomes longer. answer. screaming, etc. 146.People who put salt on everything 183.Ice cream with freezer burn. 216.Having to dress up for work just to without tasting it first. 184.When the person who takes the last of have it downpour when you step 147.Not Washing Hands After Using the something puts the empty package outside. Restroom back. 217.When the host/hostess at a restaurant 148.Skinny jeans on men 185.Flakes! People that cancel plans totally underestimates how long a wait 149.No toilet paper or paper towels in constantly. there will be. public bathrooms. 186.Hair strands left on shower walls. 218.When people inturrupt you. 150.When you will be talking to someone, 187.When you first meet someone and 219.Guys who wear wifebeaters (and and their replies seem to be limited to can't remember the person's name by nothing else for a shirt) in public. "ya", "cool", and "ok". the end of the conversation. 220.Forks whose tines don't stand up in a 151.When somebody turns off the lights perfectly straight line when you are still in the room. 221.The sound of too much spit in 259.Waiters/waitress who put their fingers 297.People who talk about their favorite someone's mouth when they talk. on the top of the glass (where you sports team and say "WE" like they are 222.Athletes who point to the sky after drink from) when they deliver it to you. a part of the team. scoring. 260.Bars where the music is too loud. 298.People who love to point out how 223.Someone opening a cabinet door or 261.People that don't answer e-mail. wrong everyone else is while they are drawer and leaving it open. 262.People who are clearly unhappy and a walking train wreck 224.People say "carmel" instead of yet pretend like everything is just fine. 299.People who don't care what's going on "caramel". Is it really that hard to 263.Failing to take a backpack into account in our country. pronounce that extra letter? when turning or backing into people 300.People who are over age 21 who say 225.Bathroom stalls with a mirror so you 264.Yelling "drop it" the moment a the word "dude". can see your whole self while seated conversation veers into an unwanted 301.People who spit on the ground and 226.Drivers who make u-turns where they direction. don't look first to see if anybody is are not allowed to. 265.Cell Phone Drivers around. 227.In mini golf when you miss the hole 266.Lawn ornaments. 302.People who use their caller ID like an three times in a row less than a foot 267.People who borrow stuff and never answering service. Example: "Hello?" away. give it back. "Yeah, someone call me from this 228.When someone starts to watch a show 268.When people call me but are talking to number?" "Umm, who are you?" "Who or movie in the middle of it and expect someone else when I answer and I is this?" "You called this number. Did you to tell them what's happening. have to wait till they stop talking. you get a message?" "I haven't 229.People who think the seat next to them 269.When you sit down at a restaurant and checked my messages. This number is a place to plunk down their gym the waiter/waitress spends time just came up". Etc.. bag/back pack on a crowded bus. cleaning other tables, when there are 303.Being put on the speakerphone without 230.Clipping toenails in bed. lots of empty tables, instead of taking warning 231.People who ask "Can I ask you a your order. 304.Obnoxious doorbell ringers. question?" 270.When the tracking system for delivery 305.Adware, spyware, popups, viruses and 232.People who leave farts in elevators that isn't up-to-date. other things that download themselves I subsequently enter. Then the next 271.Gray snow that won't melt; piled up on and install automatically person thinks it's me. the side of the road 306.When people say the word huge 233.Commercials in movie theaters. 272.Bad breath. incorrectly by dropping the 'H' and 234.Keeping your Christmas lights up until 273.People who refuse to expand their pronouncing it Uge. February. musical horizons. 307.When people change the TV channel 235.Overuse of the word "Like" 274.People who complain out loud while without asking 236.People who read a story, and waiting in a long line at the store. 308.People who make you take off your purposely skip pages so that it ends 275.People who say "Bra" or "bro" when it's shoes when you go into their house. quicker. not their brother. 309.People at a store/supermarket who 237.When you score a goal on yourself in 276.When people put (sp?) after words wait in a long checkout line, and then foosball or air hockey. when the spell check button is right when they finally need to pay they take 238.People who drive past me on a there in front of them. forever to find their crosswalk. 277.People who can't seem to see any checkbook/cash/credit card. 239.When the tiolet paper roll is backwards. faults in their kids or their mothers. 310.Stores/companies that charge extra if 240.People who ask you what time it is. 278.Piling up clothes in the corner of the you pay by credit card. 241.People with poor umbrella etiquette. room instead of putting them in the 311.I hate slow people walking in front of 242.When other people sleep on my pillow. hamper. me. 243.When you are hanging out with 279.Hair on the soap. 312.People who stop at the top or bottom of someone and they make plans to do 280.Mispronunciation of words. an escalator. something else right in front of you. 281.People who are stingy with money 313.At a restuarant, when they clean the 244.When people scratch their fingernails when they clearly have a lot of it. tables nearby with a bleach solution, on a blackboard. 282.People who cook for you, and use the smelling up my area. 245.People who can't wait to file a lawsuit same spoon multiple times to taste 314.People who point at their wrist while in order to get rich quick. what they are cooking while cooking it, asking for the time. 246.Wet, dirty, stinky, slimy dishrags left in like for pasta sauce or soup. 315.Dog poop on the sidewalk. a heap in the bottom of the sink. 283.Having a drawer full of unknown cords, 316.When those little hinges on the CD 247.Websites with horizontal scrolling. transformers, adapeter, etc. case break, and now you can't open 248.People who use unnecessary 284.I hate it when people take healthy food and close it. abbreviations, like w/e (whatever), w/o and fry it up in butter and eat it 317.Men who refer to “babysitting” their (without) and j/k (just kidding). because it's "good for them". own children. 249.People at Wal*Mart Supercenter who 285.Loud motorcycles. 318.People who are late. enter thru the exit and exit thru the 286.When people trip over your their foot in 319.I know they have to do this, but I hate enter. the hallway and start running to having servers recite the specials to 250.Getting fruit in your bag on Halloween. pretend like they meant to do it. me. Because I have never ordered a 251.Going to a restaurant within the last 287.When you ask for LOTS of ketchup special, and hate having to feign hour before closing and everyone is and they give you only two or three interest in them. cleaning,sweeping and slamming stuff packets. 320.The use of redundant statements like around to get out of their quickly and at 288.Shopping carts with a broken wheel. ATM Machine or PIN Number buffet the food is gone or old and dried 289.The sound of somebody playing with 321.Hair in the shower drain. up. silverware on a plate. 322.People who don't use their turn signal, 252.Walking into spider webs. 290.Going out to dinner with a big group, tailgate, and cut you off 253.When the cashier gives you the eating $10 worth of food and having to 323.How hard it is to open a new music CD. change with the coins on top of the bills split the whole bill and ending up 324.Pee anywhere other than in a toilet. and for a moment you look like a fool paying much more than you ate. 325.Watching people put their contacts in. jamming a large wad of cash into your 291.When the waiter/waitress asks whether 326.How commercials are so much louder pocket. you want dessert, but smiles in a way than the TV shows. 254.People who use self checkout lanes that means she is clearly judging you. 327.People who don't want to learn but don’t know how to use them and 292.Sitting in the movies and hearing anything new because they know it all. slow us all down. someone eating popcorn. 328.When you bend over to pick something 255.Hearing classic songs that I grew up 293.Bathing suit tops as clothing. up and miss the object multiple times, with...pimping products on 294.People who pick their nose in public. and the final attempt is a violent grab commericals. 295.Car passengers that throw their doors as if to say it was the object's fault. 256.Stomping on the floor to simulate wide open without first checking to 329.Feeling a little juvenile when the knocking on a door. make sure it is safe to do so. waitress sees your drawings on the 257.Using your finger as a gun. 296.Lazy people. table at the Macaroni Grille and you're 258.Telemarketers. over the age of eight. 330.When you get out of the pool and your 371.When you apply too much deodorant 406.When you get out of the pool and your bathing suit sticks to you and exposes and you have to make a running-inbathing suit sticks to you and exposes your crotch. place type of motion. your crotch. 331.Singing along with the music when you 372.I hate people who have no idea what 407.Singing along with the music when you don't actually know the words. "personal space" is. don't actually know the words. 332.People who write checks during check- 373.Pants on men that are too short. 408.People who write checks during checkout. I hate waiting. 374.Dirty restaurant bathrooms. It makes out. I hate waiting. 333.Men who talk down to women. me wonder how clean the kitchen is. 409.Men who talk down to women. 334.Email with no subject. 375.People who don't stop at stop signs. 410.Email with no subject. 335.Grocery shopping carts with a bad 376.People who smoke right outside the 411.Grocery shopping carts with a bad wheel. door of a nonsmoking establishment, wheel. 336.How clothes hangers get all tangeled getting smoke all over everybody who 412.How clothes hangers get all tangeled with each other enters/leaves. with each other 337.Double dippers. 377.People who don't listen when you are 413.Double dippers. 338.When people don't pick up their feet to talking to them. How many times have 414.When people don't pick up their feet to walk and you hear the scuff... scuff... you said a few sentences to someone walk and you hear the scuff... scuff... scuff. only to have them suddenly say "what scuff. 339.People who brag about how trashed did you just say? I wasn't paying 415.People who brag about how trashed they got the night before. attention." they got the night before. 340.Unsolicited advice. 378.People that don't return your phone 416.Unsolicited advice. 341.Co-workers that try to sell stuff to you calls. 417.Co-workers that try to sell stuff to you at work. 379.Referring to any government agency at work. 342.Trying to get assistance over the as "the Fed". 418.Trying to get assistance over the telephone, only to be directed to "press 380.If you are able to drink everything but telephone, only to be directed to "press this number", umpteen times. one little drop of milk or juice, this number", umpteen times. 343.When adults cuss in front of children. whatever...DON'T put it back in the 419.When adults cuss in front of children. 344.At a restuarant, bread cut only halfway, fridge! Just finish it. 420.At a restuarant, bread cut only halfway, instead of into slices. 381.Air Guitar. Don’t do it. You look like a instead of into slices. 345.People who say I can't, without even dork. 421.People who say I can't, without even trying. 382.Dull pencils. trying. 346.People who leave their pets in their hot 383.People who can't decide on one 422.People who leave their pets in their hot cars in the summer. radio/tv station, and constantly flip back cars in the summer. 347.Speed bumps. and forth. 423.Speed bumps. 348.People who constantly get up in movie 384.The habit of tossing dirty silverware 424.People who constantly get up in movie theaters. into garbage disposal part of the sink theaters. 349.When you are changing the TV 385.Getting behind someone that will not 425.When you are changing the TV channel and it goes black of a second drive up to the speed limit. channel and it goes black of a second before the channel comes up. 386.People who straddle multiple lines at before the channel comes up. 350.Dogs running around on a flatbed truck, the drug store. 426.Dogs running around on a flatbed truck, which is going highway speed. 387.When you're with a group of people which is going highway speed. 351.Parents who have their children on and you think nobody saw that you just 427.Parents who have their children on leashes. tripped, and you think you're in the leashes. 352.PeOpLe WhO tYpE LiKe ThIs. clear. But the one person who did see 428.PeOpLe WhO tYpE LiKe ThIs. 353.Restaurants that put too much ice in it points it out to everybody else. 429.Restaurants that put too much ice in your drink. 388.Family members who do not talk to you your drink. 354.Anti-climactic ends to long lists. for years, but when they need or want 430.Anti-climactic ends to long lists. 355.People who double park. something, act like nothing happened. 431.People who double park. 356.People who people park a shopping 389.I hate it when people tickle me. 432.People who people park a shopping cart in the middle of the aisle in Wal- 390.Gossip. cart in the middle of the aisle in WalMart or grocery store, blocking the way 391.People who blow their nose at the Mart or grocery store, blocking the way for others and then walking away to dinner table or in the kitchen when for others and then walking away to gather items. you're eating or cooking. gather items. 357.When people use the word "literally" 392.Things sticking out of drawers 433.When people use the word "literally" inappropriately. I.e. "I literally almost 393.Men who refer to “babysitting” their inappropriately. I.e. "I literally almost jumped out of my skin." own children. jumped out of my skin." 358.People who make out in public. 394.People who are late. 434.People who make out in public. 359.Babies sitting on laps in cars. 395.I know they have to do this, but I hate 435.Babies sitting on laps in cars. 360.People who bring their babies to the having servers recite the specials to 436.People who bring their babies to the movies. me. Because I have never ordered a movies. 361.People who stick their USED gum just special, and hate having to feign 437.People who stick their USED gum just about anywhere (under a table or chair, interest in them. about anywhere (under a table or chair, on the ground, etc.) 396.The use of redundant statements like on the ground, etc.) 362.Dried toothpaste in the sink. ATM Machine or PIN Number 438.Dried toothpaste in the sink. 363.Junk mail. 397.Hair in the shower drain. 439.Junk mail. 364.People who talk on their cell phone at 398.People who don't use their turn signal, 440.People who talk on their cell phone at the movies. tailgate, and cut you off the movies. 365.When someone blows their nose in 399.How hard it is to open a new music CD.441.When someone blows their nose in your presence and then proceeds to 400.Pee anywhere other than in a toilet. your presence and then proceeds to look at what just filled their 401.Watching people put their contacts in. look at what just filled their tissue/handkerchief. 402.How commercials are so much louder tissue/handkerchief. 366.When people don't rinse their dishes than the TV shows. 442.When people don't rinse their dishes before they put them in the sink. 403.People who don't want to learn before they put them in the sink. 367.Not letting things go the first time anything new because they know it all. 443.Not letting things go the first time someone says stop. 404.When you bend over to pick something someone says stop. 368.People who don't accelerate fast up and miss the object multiple times, 444.People who don't accelerate fast enough at a stop light, especially if and the final attempt is a violent grab enough at a stop light, especially if you're in the left lane. as if to say it was the object's fault. you're in the left lane. 369.People who stop right infront of you 405.Feeling a little juvenile when the 445.People who stop right infront of you when your walking through town. waitress sees your drawings on the when your walking through town. 370.People that do not flush the toliet in table at the Macaroni Grille and you're 446.People that do not flush the toliet in public restrooms. over the age of eight. public restrooms. 447.When you apply too much deodorant 481.People that say they don't like a certain shower and you don't dry off all the and you have to make a running-infood before they try it, and refuse to eat way, making the toilet seat all slippery. place type of motion. it . 520.People who are always negative. 448.I hate people who have no idea what 482.People abbreviating words when they 521.If you pee on the seat, wipe it off. "personal space" is. speak. 522.Driveways that make cars bottom out. 449.Pants on men that are too short. 483.Barbecue restaurants with happy pigs 523.Clicking pens. 450.Dirty restaurant bathrooms. It makes on the sign. 524.People who assume far too much. me wonder how clean the kitchen is. 484.Motel pillows. 525.An unmade bed. 451.People who don't stop at stop signs. 485.Making me talk to your 526.Barking dogs when I am trying to sleep. 452.People who smoke right outside the boyfriend/girlfriend who i have never 527.People that realize that a lane of traffic door of a nonsmoking establishment, actually met when i call you on the is backed up so they go into the next getting smoke all over everybody who phone, saying something like, "oh here lane over because it is moving quicker enters/leaves. - talk to [---]". and they go up to the front and expect 453.People who don't listen when you are 486.Used grocery bags that aren't folded someone to just let them back over in talking to them. How many times have correctly. that lane. you said a few sentences to someone 487.Pieces of fat on meat. 528.Having to explain the same thing more only to have them suddenly say "what 488.Companies that outsource their than once. did you just say? I wasn't paying customer service to India, but then 529.People who wear sunglasses indoors. attention." those support reps don't have full 530.People who don't say "thank you" or 454.People that don't return your phone access to all the needed info, so even acknowledge you when you hold calls. eventually they transfer you back to a the door for them. 455.Referring to any government agency manager in the US to deal with it. 531.People who bite their nails. as "the Fed". 489.Water stains on the cutlery (from the 532.When people cough in front of you 456.If you are able to drink everything but dishwasher). without covering their mouth. one little drop of milk or juice, 490.Cracking your knuckles. 533.People who quote movies just because whatever...DON'T put it back in the 491.Speed Bumps. they can. fridge! Just finish it. 492.People who tell you "Oh! You have to 534.Getting stuck at red lights, while 457.Air Guitar. Don’t do it. You look like a try this! It's the best thing ever!" And nobody is going the other direction. dork. when you do try it and it sucks. 535.People who don’t put two spaces after 458.Dull pencils. 493.Drivers who drive slow in the left lane. a period when they type. 459.People who can't decide on one 494.People who eat while talking on the 536.When people don't flush the toilet. radio/tv station, and constantly flip back phone to me. 537.Broken spines on paperback books. and forth. 495.People that fart in public. 538.Restaurants that give you rolls, but 460.The habit of tossing dirty silverware 496.People who invade my seat space, like never enough butter to go with them. into garbage disposal part of the sink on airplanes or in movie theaters. 539.A well done steak or burger when it 461.Getting behind someone that will not 497.People that make tons and tons of was ordered "rare" drive up to the speed limit. noise while working out. 540.When people that say that they read 462.People who straddle multiple lines at 498.Women who are obviously bottle something at a certain site but don't the drug store. blondes who still blame their stupidity add the link. 463.When you're with a group of people on being blonde, as in: “Oh, no! I’m 541.People who whistle through their noses and you think nobody saw that you just having a blonde moment!” while just breathing. tripped, and you think you're in the 499.People/kids who tap their pencil during 542.When I'm having a coversation with clear. But the one person who did see a test. someone, & I'm in the middle of telling it points it out to everybody else. 500.Sneezing in your hand and shaking a story and some rude idiot comes 464.Family members who do not talk to you someone's hand afterward. walking up and starts a conversation for years, but when they need or want 501.Kids with baggy pants hangin below with the person I'm talking to...as if I'm something, act like nothing happened. their ass. not even there! 465.I hate it when people tickle me. 502.Movie talkers 543.People that wait until the last minute. 466.Gossip. 503.People who always look to start a fight. 544.Incorrect use of apostrophe's. 467.People who blow their nose at the 504.When a utility sends you a letter about 545.Parents who plead with toddlers. dinner table or in the kitchen when a rate increase that opens with: "In 546.People that burp loudly in public. you're eating or cooking. order to serve you better." 547.Wobbly tables. 468.Things sticking out of drawers 505.People who spit when they talk. 548.People who text during a movie. 469.Utility/Cable service people that don't 506.When men you don't know very well at 549.When it's raining and you turn your car show up on time. all assume it is okay to call you "hun" off before you turn the wipers off, and 470.When someone is giving a speech in or "babe." they stop in the middle of the class and they won't stop looking at 507.When people bite their nails in the windshield, so you turn the car back on, you as they speak. dead of silence and you hear them the wipers off, and then the car off. 471.A dirty stove top. When finished eating it. 550.Chewing gum on the sidewalk. cooking, all food particles should be 508.Water running while brushing teeth. 551.Free offer that always have a catch. cleaned off the stove. 509.Women who use PMS as an excuse to 552.When someone tries to talk to you 472.Using the toilet paper down to the last be bitchy. when you have headphones on. few squares without getting a new roll 510.People who finish my sentences for 553.People who respond to my emails but 473.Restaurants that have a no smoking you. don't include the text of the previous section which is only several feet away 511.People who constantly sniffle. email in their email. from the smoking section. 512.People who interrupt you to correct 554.Men who refer to their wife as ” the 474.People who don't move to the back of your grammar/speech, paying no wife”- a wife is not an object. the bus when there is plenty of room to attention to the point you are trying to 555.When coffee spills out of the top do so. make. drinking hole of lids on to-go coffee 475.People who write on dirty car 513.People who make up words. cups. windshields 514.Tangled phone cords. 556.How commercialized the holidays are. 476.When shirts shrink in the dryer. 515.Using a napkin for eating messy food & 557.People who pick their teeth in public. 477.When you are trying to wax something, leaving it on the table throughout the 558.Snorting when you laugh. and you pull hard but nothing comes meal 559.Hypocrites (yeah, you know who your off and yet you still feel the pain. 516.When people say "you and I" when it are) 478.Cussing in public, especially in front of should be "you and me". 560.People who interrupt you and direct the senior citizens. 517.When the string on the hood of your conversation to themselves. 479.People who don't hold the elevator for sweatshirt goes inside the hood. 561.People who make small talk with a you. 518.People trying to enter an elevator when cashier when there’s a long line behind 480.When you're trying to walk in the mall people IN the elevator haven't left yet. them. and there's a kiosk and they hound you 519.When you have to go to the bathroom 562.Stores with TV monitors at the to try their cell phone service or really bad after getting out of the checkouts that play commercials. whatever. 563.Spit flying out of people's mouth by 596.When shirts shrink in the dryer. 635.Using a napkin for eating messy food & accident. 597.When you are trying to wax something, leaving it on the table throughout the 564.TV shows and commercials ads with and you pull hard but nothing comes meal ringing doorbells or phones, which off and yet you still feel the pain. 636.When people say "you and I" when it make you into thinking the sound is 598.Cussing in public, especially in front of should be "you and me". coming from your house. senior citizens. 637.When the string on the hood of your 565.I hate when restaurant staff starts 599.People who don't hold the elevator for sweatshirt goes inside the hood. clearing dishes away when not you. 638.People trying to enter an elevator when everyone has finished eating -- leaving 600.When you're trying to walk in the mall people IN the elevator haven't left yet. the one person at a table of four to feel and there's a kiosk and they hound you 639.When you have to go to the bathroom bad they haven't finished yet. to try their cell phone service or really bad after getting out of the 566.People who can't seem to understand whatever. shower and you don't dry off all the that " red eyes" are possible to remove 601.People that say they don't like a certain way, making the toilet seat all slippery. in photos. food before they try it, and refuse to eat 640.People who are always negative. 567.Improper use of the word ironic it . 641.If you pee on the seat, wipe it off. 568.Waitors/waitresses with dirty fingernails.602.People abbreviating words when they 642.Driveways that make cars bottom out. 569.People who scrape their fork around speak. 643.Clicking pens. the plate. 603.Barbecue restaurants with happy pigs 644.People who assume far too much. 570.Backwash. on the sign. 645.An unmade bed. 571.Eating in bed and leaving crumbs 604.Motel pillows. 646.Barking dogs when I am trying to sleep. 572.Spammers. 605.Making me talk to your 647.People that realize that a lane of traffic 573.Fake laughter. boyfriend/girlfriend who i have never is backed up so they go into the next 574.People who call but don't leave a actually met when i call you on the lane over because it is moving quicker message. phone, saying something like, "oh here and they go up to the front and expect 575.Wasting food, like when a person takes - talk to [---]". someone to just let them back over in a full plateful of food and then eat two 606.Used grocery bags that aren't folded that lane. bites. correctly. 648.Having to explain the same thing more 576.People who don't vote and then 607.Pieces of fat on meat. than once. complain about the results. 608.Companies that outsource their 649.People who wear sunglasses indoors. 577.People who try to talk to you when you customer service to India, but then 650.People who don't say "thank you" or are going to the bathroom. those support reps don't have full even acknowledge you when you hold 578.When you're wearing a hat, after a access to all the needed info, so the door for them. while it feels like it's not there. When eventually they transfer you back to a 651.People who bite their nails. you take it off, it feels like it's still there. manager in the US to deal with it. 652.When people cough in front of you 579.Famous people name their kids 609.Water stains on the cutlery (from the without covering their mouth. strange names. dishwasher). 653.People who quote movies just because 580.People who say, "Goddamnit" or 610.Cracking your knuckles. they can. "Jesus Christ" when they're angry. 611.Speed Bumps. 654.Getting stuck at red lights, while 581.Characters in movies always order 612.People who tell you "Oh! You have to nobody is going the other direction. food then end up leaving the table long try this! It's the best thing ever!" And 655.People who don’t put two spaces after before the food could be served. when you do try it and it sucks. a period when they type. 582.Characters that have just met each 613.Drivers who drive slow in the left lane. 656.When people don't flush the toilet. other in movies arrange dates without 614.People who eat while talking on the 657.Broken spines on paperback books. exchanging any contact or meet phone to me. 658.Restaurants that give you rolls, but information. 615.People that fart in public. never enough butter to go with them. 583.How people merging onto a highway or 616.People who invade my seat space, like 659.A well done steak or burger when it interstate always fail to reach a on airplanes or in movie theaters. was ordered "rare" merging speed and cause havoc. 617.People that make tons and tons of 660.When people that say that they read 584.People who don’t know or don’t care noise while working out. something at a certain site but don't that they have NO tail lights working, at 618.Women who are obviously bottle add the link. all. blondes who still blame their stupidity 661.People who whistle through their noses 585.Cops who tailgate you, unsafely for on being blonde, as in: “Oh, no! I’m while just breathing. miles as if you’re driving to slow, them having a blonde moment!” 662.When I'm having a coversation with knowing you’re not going to speed up, 619.People/kids who tap their pencil during someone, & I'm in the middle of telling because there is a cop behind them! a test. a story and some rude idiot comes 586.Cops who spin/burn their tires, with no 620.Sneezing in your hand and shaking walking up and starts a conversation emergency. No one else is allowed to. someone's hand afterward. with the person I'm talking to...as if I'm 587.Tables at restuarants that are next to 621.Kids with baggy pants hangin below not even there! or in the direct line of view of the their ass. 663.People that wait until the last minute. restrooms. I don't want to look at and 622.Movie talkers 664.Incorrect use of apostrophe's. think about people going to the 623.People who always look to start a fight. 665.Parents who plead with toddlers. bathroom while I eat. 624.When a utility sends you a letter about 666.People that burp loudly in public. 588.People, when asked how they are a rate increase that opens with: "In 667.Wobbly tables. doing, say “good" when they should order to serve you better." 668.People who text during a movie. use “well". 625.People who spit when they talk. 669.When it's raining and you turn your car 589.Utility/Cable service people that don't 626.When men you don't know very well at off before you turn the wipers off, and show up on time. all assume it is okay to call you "hun" they stop in the middle of the 590.When someone is giving a speech in or "babe." windshield, so you turn the car back on, class and they won't stop looking at 627.When people bite their nails in the the wipers off, and then the car off. you as they speak. dead of silence and you hear them 670.Chewing gum on the sidewalk. 591.A dirty stove top. When finished eating it. 671.Free offer that always have a catch. cooking, all food particles should be 628.Water running while brushing teeth. 672.When someone tries to talk to you cleaned off the stove. 629.Women who use PMS as an excuse to when you have headphones on. 592.Using the toilet paper down to the last be bitchy. 673.People who respond to my emails but few squares without getting a new roll 630.People who finish my sentences for don't include the text of the previous 593.Restaurants that have a no smoking you. email in their email. section which is only several feet away 631.People who constantly sniffle. 674.Men who refer to their wife as ” the from the smoking section. 632.People who interrupt you to correct wife”- a wife is not an object. 594.People who don't move to the back of your grammar/speech, paying no 675.When coffee spills out of the top the bus when there is plenty of room to attention to the point you are trying to drinking hole of lids on to-go coffee do so. make. cups. 595.People who write on dirty car 633.People who make up words. 676.How commercialized the holidays are. windshields 634.Tangled phone cords. 677.People who pick their teeth in public. 678.Snorting when you laugh. 679.Hypocrites (yeah, you know who your are) 680.People who interrupt you and direct the conversation to themselves. 681.People who make small talk with a cashier when there’s a long line behind them. 682.Stores with TV monitors at the checkouts that play commercials. 683.Spit flying out of people's mouth by accident. 684.TV shows and commercials ads with ringing doorbells or phones, which make you into thinking the sound is coming from your house. 685.I hate when restaurant staff starts clearing dishes away when not everyone has finished eating -- leaving the one person at a table of four to feel bad they haven't finished yet. 686.People who can't seem to understand that " red eyes" are possible to remove in photos. 687.Improper use of the word ironic 688.Waitors/waitresses with dirty fingernails. 689.People who scrape their fork around the plate. 690.Backwash. 691.Eating in bed and leaving crumbs 692.Spammers. 693.Fake laughter. 694.People who call but don't leave a message. 695.Wasting food, like when a person takes a full plateful of food and then eat two bites. 696.People who don't vote and then complain about the results. 697.People who try to talk to you when you are going to the bathroom. 698.When you're wearing a hat, after a while it feels like it's not there. When you take it off, it feels like it's still there. 699.Famous people name their kids strange names. 700.People who say, "Goddamnit" or "Jesus Christ" when they're angry. 701.Characters in movies always order food then end up leaving the table long before the food could be served. 702.Characters that have just met each other in movies arrange dates without exchanging any contact or meet information. 703.How people merging onto a highway or interstate always fail to reach a merging speed and cause havoc. 704.People who don’t know or don’t care that they have NO tail lights working, at all. 705.Cops who tailgate you, unsafely for miles as if you’re driving to slow, them knowing you’re not going to speed up, because there is a cop behind them! 706.Cops who spin/burn their tires, with no emergency. No one else is allowed to. 707.Tables at restuarants that are next to or in the direct line of view of the restrooms. I don't want to look at and think about people going to the bathroom while I eat. 708.People, when asked how they are doing, say “good" when they should use “well".